Slay The Gray Whale: Another Donald T. Slogan?

After fatal and tragic Cabo San Lucas gray whale assault, will #DonaldTrumpforPresident claim it’s time to crack down on Mexican gray whale migration? Will Donster (rhymes with you know what) say that the best native whales don’t cross the border to spawn on our beaches. The lazy grays only come here and get a free ticket to sponge up free American plankton that should go to our own red-blooded and industrious US-of-A whales? That these migratory whales will prey on harmless American fishermen and tourists? That they’ll refuse to learn English gray whale speech patterns?

One shudders.

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